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armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

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easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

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exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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the-doctor-exists:

1864damon:

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

you can get a headache from looking at something that bright

This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.

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repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

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